Thanks to Polloplayer correspondent Katherine for this one: Neiman Marcus, ever on trend, is offering a bespoke chicken coop that puts our humble roost to shame. Only one downside – a palais like this one will cost your henny a pretty penny. Be prepared to cluck up $100,000 to ensconce your poulets in the Heritage Hen Farm’s handmade home, christened Beau Coop by the clever folks at NM.
The inside features a “library” of chicken and gardening-themed tomes and, of course, a chandelier.
My brother-in-law, Mark, has always referred to NM as “Needless Mark-Ups”. I say they’re crazy like a fox in the henhouse.